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Feb 16, 2026

A soldier was stationed abroad

A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home.

It read: “Dear John, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim.”

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, John included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.

There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: “Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, John.”

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Three Soldiers had just gotten out of the Army and decided to celebrate by taking a helicopter ride.

One of the soldiers is eating a banana and says, “I wonder if we’d be able to see it land, if I threw the peel out?” Out goes the peel and they all watch it but don’t see it land.

One of the others has a rock and says “This is bigger, we should be able to see it land.” They all watch, but don’t see it land.

The last one takes a grenade out of his pocket, pulls the pin and tosses it out of the door.
“We’ll see that when it hits.” They watch, but still nothing.

Walking home they see a little girl crying and they ask, what’s wrong?

“Well I was walking and slipped on a banana peel that came from nowhere.”

The soldiers explain what happened and are helping the girl home when they see a little boy sitting on the side of the road holding his head. They ask what happened?

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